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Politically Retarded

This is what the typical VCU student sounds like when you talk politics and history with them. It doesn’t matter if they are right-wing, left-wing, or moderate, they are entirely uninformed or misinformed, and yet incredibly opinionated. Chances are they are just repeating what they heard elsewhere. You’d think college students would have original thoughts. They don’t, they’re dumb as a box of shit.

The video below is from a Saturday Night Live bit called “the girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party.” It reminded me of VCU. This is what you idiots look like!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/435933

One time I made the mistake of getting into a conversation with this punk girl about history, and she didn’t agree with anything I said. Now, there is nothing wrong with that. The problem is she didn’t say anything thoughtful, she just kept telling me how wrong I was. She had light blue hair too. It’s just like, damn bitch, don’t just talk to me like that when you look like the Cookie Monster’s heroin-addicted booty call (who, in the end, turns out to be his long lost daughter). You father fucker.