Old people are Nazis and Rapists

“Can I help you?” I heard that the other day. Some snotty, old fat lady said that to me in the rudest voice at the pharmacy a few weeks ago. She said it in a way that implied I shouldn’t be a customer at the pharmacy, as if I were a criminal. She was nicer to the ancient men in line before me, but rude to me. I got this from a 45 (looking) land whale in the post office too. What the fuck is that shit? They don’t know me, I wasn’t breaking any rules, they had no excuse to open their hamburger holes and talk to me like that. What are they mad because no man will touch them and their husbands are so old that even their dicks have Alzheimer’s?!

I am sick of old people. I’m sick of them. They can say and do whatever they want and nobody calls them on their bullshit, but then they have the nerve to complain about “those rotten teenagers.” Fuck old people. They are worse than hipsters and trannies combined.

Back in January I went into this restaurant and seated myself (because the sign said to) and the old waiter ignored me. The place wasn’t busy either. This asshole had numerous opportunities to address me, to offer me a menu, something. He did none of those things. He just talked to the customers who were already there, all of which were 40 + (older than me). Then a bunch of other old guys walk in and he helps them while continuing to ignore me. So I left. What the fuck is that shit? They act like my money isn’t green.

I was in an airport recently (in a different city). This old ass man, who must have been at least 500 years old (OK, at least 70) is sitting at the end of a row of seats in the waiting area (before our flight boarded). I sit two seats down from him, he uses a grouchy tone to tell me his wife was sitting there and that I can’t sit there. Again, I emphasize, I was two seats down. I wasn’t next to him. I saw his wife’s stuff in the seat next to him, which isn’t where I was sitting. His wife eventually came back and claimed the seat (the one I sat next to). So he was acting as if I took someone’s seat, and I didn’t. Then his wife starts talking to people and making them feel awkward. She asked me where I was going, and I said Richmond, VA. Her and her zombie husband laughed at me, like there is something funny about that. Now I know, I bash Richmond a lot. I hate this place and its people with a passion. But here is the thing. If you don’t know someone, and they didn’t do anything wrong or annoying, and you ask them a question, you don’t laugh at them and make fun of them. You don’t make fun of people you don’t know. But since these monkey’s-asses were old they could get away with acting like that. If this seems hypocritical, then let me dust off a quote from that cum-dumpster you call a mom. “Do as I say not as I do.”

When I was in the Richmond airport, there was this stupid bitch who somehow managed to get the job of TSA officer. Yeah, she was at least 40. I have encountered this arrogant cunt in the past. This bitch never talks to me, she just gives me condescending looks. Her colleague asked me to step through the X-ray or body scanner or whatever it was. He then clears me to go through. As I step through, this stupid woman blocks me. She holds her arm out and blocks me. Of course, she thinks she is too good to say anything, or explain the situation, she just blocks me. But here is the thing, her colleague (the other officer) cleared me to go through. There was no reason to block me. He had to tell this stupid cunt to let me through. These two officers were working maybe five feet apart from each other. There wasn’t a long line either. I hope that bitch reads this. Someone needs to ask her. How far up your ass is your head that you are unaware what your coworker, who is five feet away from you, is doing and saying? And to not speak to me, as if I’m not worth addressing because I’m young. Fuck you bitch. If I see her in public I am confronting her.

Old people shouldn’t be allowed to be cops either. I remember this one VCU pig who was at least 50. He was guarding the sidewalk or some shit. The idiots in the city are always messing up the sidewalks for some unnecessary reason. Well, this cop, this campus pig, was apparently preventing people from using the destroyed sidewalk. Yes, his duty was necessary because VCU students are dumb enough to walk into a manhole (not joking). Well, as I’m walking, he holds his hand out to stop me. He says nothing to me at all. He just made a noise like he was irritated with me. He had a look on his face like I was stupid and burdening him by walking on the safe part of the sidewalk. Who the fuck are you pig? You think you are too good to just say the sidewalk is closed? You have to do that condescending arm thing? The only reason you are a campus police officer is because you weren’t man enough to be a city or state policeman. You just didn’t make the grade, and that is why you are stuck with being campus police at the Forrest Gump Institute for the Fucking Stupid… er, I mean VCU. I think he was just jealous of me because I don’t need Viagra and he does. I feel sorry for his wife. If I were her, I’d dump him like diarrhea.

Another old as man who pissed me off was this state trooper who was almost 60. This old shit was guarding a road that was having night construction done. He was directing traffic so you retards don’t run over a construction worker (you would, you’re dumber than a box of shit). Anyway, I pull up to the front since he let the car in front of me go. I’m confused. Instead of waving me on to go like a professional, this pig, who probably served in the Confederate police in his youth, decided to do a sarcastic bow. It was very condescending. I hope someone ran him over later that night.

One time I was outside of 7-11 and some old ass man with breathing tubes and all sorts of Vietnam War veteran pins and stuff comes up to me. This baby killer told me there was no soliciting there and that he would call the pigs. He said he cared because he “worked there.” First off, I wasn’t soliciting. Soliciting involves asking for money or things that involve money. I wasn’t doing that. But this guy couldn’t tell infants from soldiers in Vietnam, so I wouldn’t expect him to even know how to spell solicitation. Secondly, he didn’t work there. That was a bold faced lie. No business is going to hire a fat old man with tubes coming out of his neck and a cane. No business. Thirdly, real men don’t call the police. But then again, real men don’t shoot Vietnamese children and claim to be heroes. Oh, my hero. You lost a war and killed so many innocent kids in the process. Give me a break. He was clearly a failure as a man just like he was a failure as a soldier. Oh, by the way, he bought beer at 7-11. Because when you have trouble breathing and walking, nothing spells healthy and recovery like alcohol. Idiot.

And why is it that older teachers like to intimidate kids and bully them? Teachers are bigger bullies than the students a lot of the time? When I was a kid, I had this one gym teacher that gave me a hard time for no reason. I never did anything to him and I never said anything in class. One time he bitched to us that his kid (who I feel sorry for) was in class with a special-needs student, and she was taking all the attention away from his kid since special-needs students need a lot of help. Guess what jackass, that is life. The special kid’s parents payed their money, she has just as much of a right to be there as your kid. The world isn’t going to stop for you, so quit whining you entitled punk. Yeah, I can call old people entitled too.

I had this one professor who did nothing but insult the class and call them whiners, but he was the biggest cry baby of them all. He complained that it took him two hours just to grade our quizzes, and blamed us for it (yes, he blamed the class). Guess what, jackass? That is normal for a professor. That is how that job works. What were you expecting? And his assistant deserved to have acid thrown on his face. He would email people at 1 AM and say they had something due by noon. Let me rephrase that. He would give you an assignment at 1 AM due later that day. As if we didn’t have other classes or jobs. He was a single father too. I feel sorry for his kid. This bullshit is why his baby’s mama left him, and why his kid will probably hang himself when he is a teenager.

When I was a teenager, I remember having jobs where older coworkers would stand right in front of me and make jokes about how funny it would be to hurt me. And the boss turned a blind eye to it. Older people think this is acceptable, but the second a younger person even moves one second too slowly they throw a fit. Speaking of which, I would constantly get bitched at for not getting something from our cart, which was three feet away, fast enough. It was three feet away and I moved plenty fast. Real life isn’t like the internet, you can’t have things in the blink of an eye.

The way old men act, I wouldn’t be surprised if they have all raped someone in the past. All old men are rapists whether they admit it or not. They are mad that younger women won’t engage in consensual activities with them, as if the are required to fuck them or something. They are control freaks. When in office, they refer to cities as “my town.” When they are managers, they refer to stores as “my store.” No, creampuff, it isn’t your city or your store. You don’t own it, you were just entrusted to administrate it. Your authority comes from someone else. It isn’t yours, you are not Sultan of Sacramento  you are not the Duke of Dick’s, you are not the Monarch of Montreal, you are not the Regent of Richmond, and you are not the King of Kroger.

Speaking of managers, the term has the word “man” in it, but managers aren’t real men.

The bottom line is, old men aren’t real men. They call the police (pigs) to do their dirty work for them because they can’t do it themselves. Why? Because they aren’t real men. Old men are a bunch of creampuffs, Nazis, and rapists. I’m calling you out on your bullshit and there is nothing you can do about it.

Here is an open challenge. Anybody age 55 or over who wants to fight me, hit me up and we’ll fight.